‘Make women great again’ conference run by men promises to restore concept of the ‘ideal woman’
BY ROBIN ZLOTNICKWomen everywhere, hold onto your boobs because this is going to be a bumpy ride. The 22 Convention is a brand new 3-day conference taking place in Orlando, Florida that you can currently purchase tickets for. It is chock full of guest speakers — all male — who intend to “make women great again” by teaching them how to get fit, have “unlimited babies,” and reject “unhealthy militant feminism.”
I don’t know about you, but my feminism is getting more and more militant with every word of this article. The conference is being hosted by 21 Studios, which was founded by Anthony Dream Johnson, a man who, just two hours before the writing of this article, tweeted, “Feminists are the new KKK.”
It will take place at the same time as the 21 Convention, which is geared toward men and promotes a “pro-father, pro-man, pro-masculinity” set of beliefs. Tickets to the 22 Convention, which promises to consist only of harmful, regressive notions of femininity and womanhood, cost $2,000. Each.
Debbie With The Dippin Sauce threatens to get McDonald’s dipping sauces ‘by whatever means necessary,’….gets arrested
She got lost in the sauce.
A Florida woman was arrested at around 4 a.m. on New Year’s Day after threatening to obtain some McDonald’s dipping sauces “by whatever means necessary,” according to a police report. Spoiler alert: she did not acquire the sauces.
Maguire McLaughlin, 19, had ordered “a large amount of food” at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Vero Beach, Fla., and naturally wanted some dipping sauce to go with it, according to the police report. When she asked for one container of each dipping sauce flavor available, employees told her that they would cost 25 cents each.
McLaughlin was not having it. She became “irate” and started spewing profanities at the McDonald’s employees, the police report said. She then threatened to rob the store and get her dipping sauces “by whatever means necessary,” at least as long as it didn’t involve paying 25 cents per packet.
Cops arrived shortly thereafter and arrested McLaughlin, who they said appeared to be drunk at the time.
While McLaughlin did not get the sauces she wanted so badly, she did get charged with disorderly conduct and taken to Indian River County Jail.
MILTON — A Milton School District English teacher retiring later this month will pay $6,070 for defecating on buildings in a public park for more than two years.
Jeffrey S. Churchwell, 60, of Elkhorn, has been defecating — sometimes several times per day — outside of and on a building at Natureland Park in the Rock County town of Whitewater since 2017, according to Walworth County Sheriff’s Office reports obtained by The (Janesville) Gazette through an open records request.
Churchwell was cited for disorderly conduct and agreed to pay a $365 fine plus $5,705 in restitution to the county Public Works Department, which cleaned the messes, according to the reports.
The school board approved the high school English teacher’s retirement as part of a Dec. 18 staffing report. The approval came after a closed session to consider a staff employment/retirement issue.
Churchwell has worked for the district since August 1990. His retirement takes effect Jan. 16.
According to the reports, a sheriff’s deputy met with Brent Brooks at the Walworth County Highway Shop on Oct. 8 about a complaint that someone had been defecating on a park building and leaving used toilet paper behind.